Despite America's love affair with electronic cigarettes dying down after new findings began suggesting that the vapor wasn't as safe as people had assumed, GWAR has decided to enter the e-cig market.
In a partnership with Mount Baker Vapor, the band is introducing its own signature line of "e-liquids" called GWAR Fluids for fans to use in personal vaping devices, Consequence of Sound reports.
The band has come up with some pretty ridiculous flavors such as "Jizmoglobin," "Bloodbath," and "Spew," among others.
"We only use freshly squeezed babies to give it that personal GWAR touch," bass player Beefcake the Mighty said in a press release. "I have even given up crack to vape these flavors full time!"
Jizmak Da Gusha offered his opinion on the new line, claiming GWAR Fluids "are like Vaping cookies and cream right out of a strippers a**!"
The vials of Gwar Fluids sell for $10.99 a piece and come in tinted and color-free varieties. They are available for purchase on Mount Baker Vapor's website.
Here are descriptions of the new flavors (via CoS):
Bloodbath: A powerful tropical fruit blend specially designed to satisfy the bloodlust of every scumdog in the universe.
German Chocolate Beefcake: A sweet cake flavor with the perfect combination of chocolate, coconut, and caramel. This liquid was concocted from an ancient recipe enjoyed by all who reside on the planet Cholesterol.
GwaRy4: Our lords and masters GWAR commanded we make an Ry4 suitable for them. This is our take on a classic vanilla caramel tobacco flavor.
Jizmoglobin: A creamy blueberry blend with notes of nut and custard. Each bottle of Jizmoglobin is freshly harvested by Skulhedface herself.
Spew: A primarily melon flavor with hints of mixed fruits and berries.
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