Robin Thicke 'Blurred Lines': Mr. Agreeable Tears Smash Hit Apart In Quietus Review

While Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" has remained a massive hit (and his album even received mostly favorable reviews), the song has had a sexsim debate raging around it since day one. The Quietus' Mr. Agreeable came late to the party and took Thicke to task over his infamous music video.

Warning: Mr. Agreeable's whole schtick is being over-the-top with regards to his opinion and language choices. NSFW words follow:

F*** me sideways with an elephant's dildo, the viewing figures on the Youtube video accompanying this monumental f***ing discharge of baboon spunk show that it's been seen over 128 million f***ing times. 128 f***ing million times! That's it, it's time for f***ing life on earth to f***ing stop and for us to hand over the planet to the f***ing cockroaches! It's not so much his f***ing name. I'm sure there's a Senor Twatte in Spain who has no f***ing idea how his name comes across in other countries, or some unsuspecting German bloke called Eimer Koch, who hasn't the foggiest notion what's remotely f***ing funny about that, or some Brazilian called Edson Araldes Do Cordobes Nascienta De Assis Moriera Cunt who has no clue that there's anything untoward about his name either. It's not even the fact that he looks like what would happen if David Brent grew a womb and Simon Cowell f***ed him hard up the arse. It's that Robin Thicke is, bar none, the smuggest, wankiest, creepiest, oiliest, smegma-breathed little shit ever to have f***ing sashayed into the f***ing public realm! A spoiled young Saudi Arabian Prince who trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes to lick jelly off his balls all day and insisted they live in dog kennels on the grounds of his estate in between sessions would watch this video and think, "Actually, I find this quite sexist." Check the f***ing look on that poor woman's face at 4:20. "Can I go now? Seriously, can I f***ing go now?" Just as well it fades otherwise we'd actually see her vomit. Robin Thicke! What an absolute f***ing cock of a c***!

Thicke has, of course, already responded to the allegations of rape-y lyrics and rampant sexism.

"I can't dignify that with a response," Thicke said. "That's ridiculous ... For me, it was about blurring the lines between men and women, and how much we're the same. My wife is as strong as I am, if not smarter and stronger. And she's an animal too, and she doesn't need a man to define her. The song is really about women are everything that a man is, and can do anything a man can do."

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