Waka Flocka Flame 2016: 'No Hands' Rapper Announces Candidacy For President

The presidential field just got a little more crowded. "No Hands" rapper Waka Flocka Flame declared his intention to run for the office of President of the United States yesterday on April 20 or 4/20. In 2012, he teased his intention to run for president and yesterday Waka made it official with an announcement video on Rolling Stone outlining his platform and of course smoking a blunt.

Pot smokers, progressives and casual fans of the herb rejoice because the first thing Waka will do when he becomes president is the legaliza marijuana.

Waka provides the reasoning for his love of weed, saying "A blunt a day will take the pain away" and going even further "if sh*t don't look good, roll a blunt and it will go away." He gets serious for the kids, saying "School work get too hard, don't touch the blunt. Wait until you are older."

Waka has an interesting list of laws he would like to see implemented if he elected. He would ban dogs in restaurants and anyone with over size 13 feet couldn't walk in public.

He emphasizes the importance of education and learning his lyrics, which would upset the good people over at MSNBC.

He supports more lax clothing standards in the work place and a $15 minimum wage.

DJ Whoo Kid, Waka's running mate on the road, will be his right hand man all the way to the White House as well and they are on the same page with marijuana legalization.

While we think this would be hilarious to see Waka seriously run for president or even get into a televised debate against the likes of Ted Cruz or Hilary Clinton, he is sadly only 28 years old and one must be 35 to become president.

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