Craig Campbell
"no i dont sing Drunk On A Plane. thats the other guy remember" (Billy and Dierks don't even sound alike by name, much less voice!)
"Everybody!!!! Ooooklahoma where the wind is gets so hot it kills the shit out of my garden!!!!!" (And yes - there is a picture in the tweet! Can you say "black thumb instead of green?"
"Are you kidding me? It's KENNY F'ING ROGERS!! It's not everyday you get to open for a legend. @_KennyRogers @Hodag" (Funny, I grew up on Kenny Rogers and never knew his middle name was F'ing."
"Hey @brent2301 I c u w nothing but hate msgs toward artist..now ur scalping my tics. If I c u in my crowd I'll throw ur dumb ass out myself" (Apparently this Brent guy is taking this as one big joke. I guess he doesn't know how much Kip detests scalpers!)
"I'm not a cartoon, but I try to make as many emoji faces as possible in real life" (The "awe" factor to this one is off the charts!)
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