The Beatles Aren't Real; Or At Least TheBeatlesNeverExisted.com Makes Convincing Case with Talk of Clones and Fake Ears

The current "Paul McCartney" is not the real Paul McCartney. This is basic scientific fact at this point. However what if the false Beatle conspiracy went even deeper than that? If you're worried about your beliefs in the most influential band in modern music history being torn asunder...by all means don't read the following sentence: The Beatles never existed. Or at least one set band of four members never comprised The Beatles. This is the theory brought to light by TheBeatlesNeverExisted.com.

"How could this be possible?" you ask, incredulously. Easily. In fact, those behind the aforementioned debunking site focus on four particular issues when denying the existence of the world's largest band: height discrepancies, eyebrow discrepancies, ear discrepancies and teeth discrepancies (hair discrepancies were not listed, although that seems to have been the most noticeable change amongst the members of "The Beatles" over the years). The AV Club suggests that perhaps camera angles and aging may have played a role but we know better.

The teeth segment hasn't been updated yet but forums exist for those in-the-know to discuss the obvious evidence.

One huge questioned not addressed by the site: Why would someone create a false entity such as The Beatles? A Cold War effort on the British part to sway the emotions of the youth in Soviet territory? No word from TheBeatlesNeverExisted. Some theories on how it was done are offered however: Cloning, "robotoids" and "synthetic humans" are all possibilities (simple lookalikes are not however).

Rumors of a similar site devoted to Tupac and Biggie due to debut during 2015 have yet to be confirmed.

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