Following yesterday's announcement of the 2015 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival Lineup, Lil Jon has offered his take on whose slated to play, courtesy of Funny or Die. While sipping on his "morning green tea," he browses the lineup poster to figure out whether or not he wants to attend.
He seems content with bands he's heard of, like AC/DC and Interpol, but when he gets to Alabama Shakes, he asks, "They good? Do they like milkshakes?"
"Raekwon and Ghostface [Killah]?" he ponders. "Goddamn, why couldn't y'all get the whole f**king Wu-Tang [Clan]?"
He moves on to Gorgon City, saying that he's been to the real place and that they have "the worst goddamn grilled cheese sandwich I ever had, and the milk was spoiled, too, and lumpy."
"Cloud Nothings?" he asks when he reaches the band's name. "Isn't that where you store your contacts on your iPhone?"
He does claim to have heard of Cashmere Cat, but busts out laughing when he gets to Milky Chance. "Ain't that the diarrhea band?"
He warns fans of Until The Ribbon Breaks, that it will happen "any minute now, mothaf**kers."
As for Chicano Batman, he asks, "What's he saving us from?" and also says there is no place for Panda Bear at Coachella.
He claims Claude VonStroke is a "terrible porn name."
When he gets to Ryan Adams he goes with the unoriginal, "Ain't that the mothaf**ker from the '80s? Oh no, that's Bryan Adams."
He confuses St. Vincent with the new film of the same name starring Bill Murray, asking if "they playin' the whole movie?"
Ultimately, he's upset that the lineup doesn't include "the b*tch from Frozen" adding, "that's who I want to see," before launching into "Let It Go."
Check out the skit for yourself below and see the full lineup here. Let us know what you think in the comments section!
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